I bet that you have no clue and are most likely full of shit. But thatâ(TM)s par for the course here at Slashdot, which is no more than a group on 4chan.

Do you still collect under age bukkaki porn?

Iâ(TM)m shocked, simply SHOCKED! A ransomware operation in a former Soviet Republic? Itâ(TM)s simply unbelievable.

This is news? Really?

Legalizing municipal broadband *IS* âoeholding their feet to the fireâ. Sink or swim.

The company is blaming "communication mistakes" and public "misunderstanding"...

Yes, of course... A simple misunderstanding...

I was not aware that LinkedIn was a platform for expressing oneâ(TM)s political views. I was under the impression it was to âoenetworkâ for jobs...

That *someone* who *says* they are this rich dude trying to evade taxes are actually this rich dude trying to evade taxes is or is not proven by some random app on a phone that may or nay not actually be in this shiftless rich dudeâ(TM)s possession.

Woke Science.

Did they find a weighted chain in the car?

Time to hire an Indian tech consultancy!

So this chatbot âoeexposedâ personal data *already* âoeexposedâ on the Intertubes...

Ever been to the Microsoft campus in Redmond? Except for the blond bimbos manning the doors, itâ(TM)s all Chinese and Indians. And they wonder how Chinese and Indian hackers get their super secret code?

It claimed to have found evidence of Majorana particles...

Clearly, what they actually found was Marijuana particles from smoking out in the lab...

In *real money* or bitcoin?